Ted petitions to change corny blog name

In a vulgarity laden tirade - um - I mean - rant - Ted has petitioned the blogmaster to change the name of the blog bearing his name. Considering the pedestrian, albeit informative name of the main blog, he is requesting that he be granted permission to change the currently insufferably corny name of his blog to either:

Prophetic Ripple Ministries

Spirit-filled Charasmatic Anecdotes

Funkbier

Twerpbone and his one-sided viewpoints

Bumblemunch

We're taking a vote. Entirely new names welcome.